NEW Talking Trump Birthday Card
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I just wanted to wish you a Happy Birthday. I would never say in your case that you're fired, so I'll just say you're hired!
MAKE BIRTHDAYS GREAT AGAIN!
…when you give this unique card.
Wouldn’t you like to have “the Donald” wish you a happy birthday?
(I know I would. I’d feel pretty darn special.)
So why not give it to someone on this momentous occasion?
All you have to say is:
This is president trump’s real voice wishing you a happy birthday!
And they will go absolutely crazy with happiness.
- Like I said, it’s his real voice! He says, “I wanted to wish you a happy birthday. I would never in your case say that you’re fired, so I’ll just say, you’re hired!”
- Made with high-quality material - it’s going to be hard to break it, but you could break it. (please don’t break it.)
- It doubles as both a gift and a gag!
- Get it for Mom, Dad, Granny, Pappy, Auntie, Uncle Jeff, that one person at work that you’ve been meaning to get something for, but keep forgetting and then get reminded by other co-workers talking about what they got them, etc…
- I forgot to mention that it also comes with an envelope. We got your back.
- WATCH VIDEO ABOVE TO SEE & HEAR THIS FANTASTIC CARD! Look above to watch the NEW Trump Birthday Card. Yes, it's really President Donald Trump's voice wishing you a Happy Birthday! One of the best holiday gifts to create laughter and fun for friends & relatives.
- VOICE ACTIVATES WHEN CARD IS OPENED! Create big laughs when someone opens this funny birthday card and suddenly hears a recorded birthday message from Donald Trump's booming voice saying: "I just wanted to wish you a Happy Birthday. I would never say in your case that you're fired, so I'll just say, you're hired!"
- MAKE SOMEONE'S BIRTHDAY GREAT AGAIN! Whether you're a patriot or a prankster (or a patriotic prankster), this is the greatest birthday card you can give somebody. This novelty talking card is a funny gift for both Republicans and Democrats. And even though it's a great gag, prank, or practical joke toy, the elegance and extra durability of this high-quality, glossy finish card is sure to impress colleagues and acquaintances.
- NO RUSSIAN COLLUSION IN THE CREATION OF THIS CARD - Rest assured that Russia had nothing to do with the making of these greeting cards. Funny ideas like these only come from the good ol' US-of-A. Plenty of blank space inside the card for you to add your own words or write custom messages and season's greetings. Perfect for men or women of any political persuasion. Or give it to your Trumpy Bear on his birthday.
- INCLUDES A "NO LEAKS" MAILING ENVELOPE - Shhh! We won't leak to anybody that you're sending this card. The included envelope ensures you can easily sign, seal, and deliver the Trump Talking Birthday Card to a family member or office friend. And nobody will ever know… you're welcome.
"I just wanted to wish you a Happy Birthday. I would never say in your case that you're fired, so I'll just say you're hired!"