Donald Trump 2020 Talking Pen
Our Friendly Forest
Stop whatever you’re writing now and…
MAKE WRITING GREAT AGAIN!
… with the Donald Trump Talking Pen!
(I originally wrote this with the pen.)
You now have the ability to make President Trump do the talking for you.
With his uncensored real voice, you can take your writing or drawing to the next level.
Impress your friends and family with your newfound presidential penmanship & attitude.
But what all comes with this pen?” you ask (I knew you’d ask!).
- Replaceable batteries are included! It will work for years
- 10 all-new sayings for the 2020 election
- High-quality audio unparalleled by other talking pens
- All the memories and new friends you’ll make
Imagine having Donald by your side every time you write a note, letter, or sign a check!
This pen isn’t fake news — It’s REAL! — and that’s a scientific fact!
Simply press down on his famous hair and he’ll tell you exactly how to Make America Great Again in 2020. YES! It’s really Trump’s voice!
The Collusion Delusion is over!
America will never be a socialist country!
China has total respect for Donald Trump's very, very large brain.
You hurt our vets? You stole from us? YOU’RE FIRED! YOU’RE FIRED! Get out.
Oh Don you’re a little controversial, you’re talking about illegal immigration. I said, “It’s Illegal!”
China, China, China!
We live by two simple rules: Buy American and Hire American.
I think I'm doing a great job. I would give myself an A+. Is that enough? Can I go higher than that?
Simply put, Walls work and walls save lives.
And yes, together we will make America great again!