Talking Trump Birthday Card

Talking Trump Birthday Card
Talking Trump Birthday Card
Talking Trump Birthday Card
Talking Trump Birthday Card
Talking Trump Birthday Card
Talking Trump Birthday Card

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$9.95 

We’re going to go out on a limb here and say that you might want to … 

MAKE BIRTHDAYS GREAT AGAIN!

… because we do.

This Talking Trump Birthday Card is perfect for anyone’s birthday.
And we mean anyone.

You could get one for your Mom’s birthday, your Dad’s birthday, your sister’s birthday, your brother’s birthday, your teacher’s birthday, your therapist’s birthday, your betta fish named Lake Skywalker’s birthday, heck —even your own birthday — you name it 

What the Talking Trump Birthday Card says:

“I just wanted to wish you a Happy Birthday. I would never say in your case that you're fired, so I’ll just say, you’re hired!”

  • Trump’s voice is activated when the card is opened. 
  • Trump’s spirit animal is activated when the card is opened.
  • Trump’s final form is activated when the card is opened.
  • Trump’s hair is activated when the card is opened.

Made of high-quality material, so this card ain’t breakin nothin’ but silence — with laughter, baby.

Make an impression on someone’s birthday.
One that they won’t forget!

 

  • WATCH VIDEO ABOVE TO SEE & HEAR THIS FANTASTIC CARD! Yes, it’s really President Donald Trump’s voice wishing you a Happy Birthday!
  • VOICE ACTIVATES WHEN CARD IS OPENED! Create big laughs when someone opens this funny birthday card and suddenly hears Donald Trump's booming voice saying: “I just wanted to wish you a Happy Birthday. I would never say in your case that you're fired, so I’ll just say, you’re hired!"
  • MAKE SOMEONE’S BIRTHDAY GREAT AGAIN! Whether you’re a patriot or a prankster (or a patriotic prankster), this is the greatest birthday card you can give somebody. This novelty talking card is a funny gift for both Republicans and Democrats. And even though it's a great gag or prank, the elegance and extra durability of this high-quality, glossy finish card are sure to impress colleagues and acquaintances.
  • NO RUSSIAN COLLUSION IN THE CREATION OF THIS CARD – Rest assured that Russia had nothing to do with the making of these greeting cards. Funny ideas like these only come from the good ol’ US-of-A. Plenty of blank space inside the card for you to add your own words or write custom messages and season’s greetings.
  • INCLUDES A “NO LEAKS” MAILING ENVELOPE – Shhh! We won’t leak to anybody that you’re sending this card. The included envelope ensures you can easily sign, seal, and deliver the Trump Talking Birthday Card to a friend or family member, and nobody will ever know. …you’re welcome.


    Give the gift of laughter with the Trump Talking Birthday Card - the card that nobody throws away!


    Here's a problem you may be facing right now — giving a boring birthday card to a friend or loved one that they'll end up tossing in the trash.

    What makes this even worse is the fact that when you send a boring card, both you and the card will quickly be forgotten! 

    Wouldn’t you rather be remembered forever because of the hilarious birthday card you gave them? A card that will make the person laugh out loud on their birthday?

    Well, now you can! Give them a Trump Talking Birthday Card on their special day and watch them bust out laughing. This is the one card that they’ll never throw away.

    This high-tech audio card features Donald Trump’s real voice saying: 
    “I just wanted to wish you a happy birthday. I would never say in your case that you’re fired, so I’ll just say, you’re hired!

    The card starts playing Trump’s voice the moment it is opened. It includes an envelope for quick and easy mailing. 

    The Trump Talking Birthday card has been featured in many publications such as the number 3 most popular birthday card according to Ode Magazine.

    https://odemagazine.com/best-birthday-cards/

    So, if you're a person looking for a hilarious birthday card that will be treasured forever, the "Trump Talking Birthday Card" is the answer you've been looking for! Order now and in just a few short days you can Make Someone’s Birthday Great Again!

    Order now and in just a few short days you can make someone’s birthday great again!


    I just wanted to wish you a Happy Birthday. I would never say in your case that you're fired, so I'll just say you're hired!