President Predicto - Donald Trump TALKING Fortune Telling PEN
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Ask Donald Trump to tell your fortune!
…with YES or NO questions.
Never has the world had the opportunity…
…to ask the US President to tell their fortune.
If you ever feel unsure of something, or you need “the Donald” to help you decide, now you can ask him yourself!
Will I win the lottery?
“It looks like it could happen.”
Am I the most handsome man on my block?
“No. Next question.”
Should I quit my job and be a ninja turtle?
“I don’t know, to be honest.”
Do I have a chance to go on a date with my crush?
Should I shave my head and glue it to my face like a beard?
“yes, yes, yes!”
- 25 possible answers selected at random, giving you an unpredictable predicting Trump.
- Donald Trump’s real voice, with high-quality audio.
- Batteries included - Trump can tell your fortune right out of the box.
The Donald Trump Talking Fortune Teller Pen has mystical mysterious powers, so make sure to ask wisely. We accidentally asked if we would win a lottery scratch-off ticket without being specific… he said, “absolutely,” and we won a lottery scratch-off ticket.
Take the Donald with you anywhere and get his mysterious mystical advice at any time!