President Predicto - Donald Trump TALKING Fortune Telling PEN

President Predicto - Donald Trump TALKING Fortune Telling PEN
President Predicto - Donald Trump TALKING Fortune Telling PEN
President Predicto - Donald Trump TALKING Fortune Telling PEN
President Predicto - Donald Trump TALKING Fortune Telling PEN
President Predicto - Donald Trump TALKING Fortune Telling PEN
President Predicto - Donald Trump TALKING Fortune Telling PEN
President Predicto - Donald Trump TALKING Fortune Telling PEN
President Predicto - Donald Trump TALKING Fortune Telling PEN
President Predicto - Donald Trump TALKING Fortune Telling PEN
President Predicto - Donald Trump TALKING Fortune Telling PEN
President Predicto - Donald Trump TALKING Fortune Telling PEN
President Predicto - Donald Trump TALKING Fortune Telling PEN
President Predicto - Donald Trump TALKING Fortune Telling PEN
President Predicto - Donald Trump TALKING Fortune Telling PEN

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Ask Donald Trump To Tell Your Fortune!

With Yes Or No Questions

Never has the world had the opportunity 

to ask the U.S. President to tell it their fortune. 

If you ever feel unsure of something, or you need The Donald to help you decide, Now you can ask him yourself!

Will I Win the Lottery? 

“It Looks Like It Could Happen.”

Am I The Most Handsome Man On My Block? 

“No. Next Question.”

Should I Quit My Job and A Ninja Turtle? 

“I Don’t Know To Be Honest.”

Do I Have A Chance To Go On A Date With My Crush? 

“Yes, Absolutely.”

Should I Shave My Head and Glue It To My Face Like a Beard?

“Yes, Yes, Yes!”

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  • It’s Donald Trump’s real voice, with High-Quality Audio
  • Batteries Are Already Included, Trump Can Tell Your Fortune Right Out Of The Box
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